The Retired Nation of Rebel-topia of the South Pacific is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 24.06 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topia of the South Pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 3,084 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,208 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and military service is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia of the South Pacific's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia of the South Pacific is ranked 259,355^th in the world and 9^th in Niagara for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.